My other perfect life

Don't get me started on Swiss home decorations
Autumnal scene in Bern, Switzerland

A simple effective way to banish clutter forever. This is the beguiling promise on the cover of Marie Kondo’s book about tidying. It’s big in Japan. But not only in Japan. The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying has been published in more than 30 countries and has sold 1.5 million copies.

A colleague recommended the book to me when he was in between jobs. A bit of a hoarder, he said it really helped him gain control over his environment and achieve clarity. Kondo makes great claims about the transformative power of tidying. I had to find out more.

One of the reasons I love writing is because I have discovered it is something I can see through to the end. I get the satisfaction that only comes from completing a job properly. In other areas I’m not so good at getting across the finish line.

Kondo starts by telling us that there is no use in partial tidying. It’s an all-or-nothing deal. You have to follow her method through to the end, tidying your possessions in every category and every room – every single object – until the job is completely done. Only then can you reap the benefits of the new better life that has eluded you thus far.

I was intrigued by this idea of a better life being just out of reach. Better lifestyle is more accurate. Like that inadequate feeling you get from looking through an Ikea catalogue. I went to Ikea this week but my house is just as cluttered and uncoordinated as it was before I went!

To be fair, Kondo is not saying you can achieve your dreams by buying more objects. She wants us to work hard to reduce the burden of unnecessary objects. True to form, I only made a half-baked attempt at the Kondo method. I will not be granted access to that better life. But I do have her to thank for a massive clear out of my wardrobe.

The Kondo test for whether or not to keep an object is very simple. You have to hold it and ask yourself if it sparks joy. Joy-sparking objects in; non joy-sparking objects out. Now obviously this test doesn’t apply to the tin opener but can be used for almost anything non-essential, she says.

Even though I won’t get to live my other perfect life, I thought it would be fun to list some of those unfulfilled aspirations. In my other life:

I use the juicer I bought to make juices every morning with fresh spinach

I volunteer for several charities.

I have a low meat diet and can think of tasty new vegetarian dishes all the time.

The front path is swept and leaves no longer blow into the hall when I open the door.

I have a short-haired dog or no dog (as opposed to a very hairy collie).

I make homemade ketchup.

My children enjoy dried fruit as a snack.

I let my hair go naturally grey and it really suits me.

I can ski better than my children.

I don’t have a car.

I buy farm produce.

I go horse riding once a week, with galloping.

I banish clutter forever.

May all your troubles be little ones, as they say. So, are you a clutter clogs or a tidy terror? What super lifestyle are you missing out on? I’d love to hear your secret wishes …

10 thoughts on “My other perfect life

  1. Ha, ha, yes, I know what you mean about the ‘other perfect life’. Every now and then I aspire a little more to those ideals, and then at other times I tell myself i am silly to care about them and wonder…

  2. This made me laugh out loud Clare! Can identify with more than a couple of items on that list! Good luck with the book!

    1. Thanks Sophie, glad you liked it. I’m now guessing which ones you identify with. I visited someone’s house when I was first pregnant and she had lovely glass jars of dried fruit which her toddlers twins came begging for as their treat. That’ll be me, says I.
      Never happened. Difficult in the land of chocolate 🙂

  3. Love this! And the fact that we both live in Switzerland makes it all the more fascinating!

    Your unfulfilled aspirations list made me laugh! At least you have aspirations, which is always a good sign in a person!! 😂

    Waving from Luzern!

    The little Swiss Hedgehog x

  4. Lovely timing Clare as I began to clean out Eric’s room last night, now that he is in the Navy, and put “purge office cubbies & filing cabinets” on my “honey do” list for the weekend! Hugs .

  5. Well done on the writing challenge, Claire – most impressive. Also, I applaud your decluttering intentions. I’m afraid although I have clear outs pretty regularly, I’d find going the whole hog as suggested too exhausting and time-consuming! Can totally relate to your list at the end there – juicer = joy-sparking, spinach = not.

    1. Thanks Safia. Very time-consuming I’d say. And unfortunately she doesn’t have a chapter on what to do with your children’s arts and crafts masterpieces. I’m snowed under with all sorts of odd creations.

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